Lindsay Lohan

E! Online’s Spoiler chat had a question and answer session and one writer wanted to know more about Lindsay’s upcoming episodes of Ugly Betty. There wasn’t much given away, but we now know for sure which episodes she will be in.

Lindsay will be in the Season Premiere, which is already done and ready to go, as well as episode’s five and six, that will start filming this week. America Ferrera let loose a little bit of the goods as well - according to the Betty Star, “Lindsay gets down and dirty, and there’s food involved when she gets down and dirty…”

Co-star Mark Indelicato added another tidbit, saying the food that was thrown included a milkshake, and he had pizza on him. “It was pretty gnarly. Lindsay was a good food fighter. He added that Lindsay and America really got into it, throwing food at each other in the hysterical scene.

Despite the stories being told and spread about Lindsay’s past relationship with Courtenay Semel, Lindsay has no qualms showing who she prefers to spend her time with now. Saturday night, after dinner at a Mexican restaurant, Lindsay and Samantha headed to the theaters to catch a showing of Tropic Thunder, adding their attendance to the numbers that helped the film take the top spot at the box office last weekend.

They made a full weekend of it, also taking in a late night showing of Pineapple Express on Sunday night. Maybe it brought back some memories of her pre AA days, who can tell? As they exited the theater, a paparazzi asked her to show some love to Samantha, by holding hands or maybe even a kiss, which sent Lindsay running to hide in her car, hidden by the hood of her sweatshirt.

Actress Courtenay Semel has decided it’s time to come forward and tell all about her relationship with Lindsay - insisting that Samantha Ronson isn’t her first, by any means. In fact, Courtenay is the first, and it kills her to see pictures of them together and so openly affectionate. That’s why she and her friends going to talk about it now.

According to Courtenay, Lindsay drove her away by sleeping with a string of men to try and suppress her lesbian urges and to hide them from the public. Her addictions were caused by the pressure of leading a double life, and at one point she was in a love triangle with both Semel and Ronson.

Courtenay’s friend gave up all the dirt - while remaining unnamed, naturally. They met in 2006 at a party, and Lindsay was confused about the attraction, so would do more and more drugs to stifle it. She gave in at parties and they’d hide in the corner to kiss and touch. “It was a miracle they never got caught!” Then she said they did lines of coke in the bathroom, then leave the party to fall into bed together. Through Lindsay’s stint in rehab, She dated men as cover, and met Ronson, who was paternal and gave advice “and cuddles”. According to this unnamed friend, bot Semel and Ronson were visiting her at Promises at separate times.

Semel and Lindsay moved in together in October, even though Lindsay was still sleeping with *GASP!* men, and send Courtney into rages that would have her emailing Lindsay angrily from another room in the house. Because that’s the healthy way to discuss things in a relationship, right? Riiiiiight. But they’d succumb to their desires and kiss and make up, until Lindsay brought home one man too many and Courtenay moved out in December in humiliation as Lindsay changed and even went blond. It was like she was a different person.

And you know, this little tell-all will certainly get her back for ya, Courtenay. Totally. And do wonders for your own image too. Not that, you know, it could get much worse then dating Tila Tequilia. Just sayin’.

There’s always speculation about the relationship between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay: are they, aren’t they, will they, won’t they, so on and so forth. Neither Samantha or Lindsay will answer any questions, or be vocal about their relationship no matter how many times they’re seen holding hands and cuddling in public.

However, there just may be some trouble in paradise, according to OK Magazine and Lindsay’s ‘friends’. OK reports the unthinkable, that LiLo was seen flirting… with MEN. Gasp! As if they didn’t question her sexuality enough already!

While in Miami recently, their insiders say Lindsay cuddled up to men whenever Sam left her side, and that there are definite cracks in their relationship. They cite Lindsay as the aggressive one in the relationship, and though Samantha tries to focus all her attention on Lindsay it’s never enough, and Lindsay flirts to make her jealous.

Never one to let an opportunity slide by without commenting, Papa Lohan had this to say:

“The situation is between them,” Lindsay’s dad, Michael Lohan, tells OK!. “God tells us to love each other, and love doesn’t discriminate.”

So he commented to say… he won’t comment, basically. WhatEVer. What do you think? Trouble in paradise?

…thought I use the term ‘lady’ very loosely here! Lindsay had just written in her myspace blog how she missed Samantha, and last night they were reunited once more in LA for the grand opening of the Apple Lounge - LA’s hottest new club.

Here’s some pictures of Lindsay and Samantha at the opening, where Samantha took over the turntables and DJ’d the night away. Why must she make that face? It makes her look AWFUL. Not that, you know, she’s the hottest thing in show biz, anyway. I can only say she must have a SERIOUSLY great personality. Or some other, um, beneficial talent that we won’t speak of. (grin)

See? When she relaxes and smiles, she doesn’t look that bad! Well, that might be a bit of a stretch, but she certainly looks a lot better then with that scowl!

Lindsay took to her blog again yesterday to slam the reports (and reporters!) that gave the paparazzi to ask her a question about her 14 year old sister, Ali. As she was entering a store with a friend, Patrick, two paparazzi approached (as they always do) and threw questions her way. The kicker was “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sister’s implants?”

Apparently a rag mag is reporting that Ali Lohan had implants, due to a recently taken picture. (I saw the picture - and really? I think the difference is in posture, not in breast size. Just saying.) Lindsay is not happy at all about the allegation. She continued on her blog, copping to a response that wasn’t exactly PC or proper when she called the paparazzi a pedophile for asking the question. She was caught off guard, and couldn’t think of a proper response, though there were a whole lot of other things she wanted to add, but refused to give the guy a money shot.

Lindsay further writes that she was raised with a wonderful family surrounding her even through the ups and downs, and that Dina taught them to appreciate what they’ve been given. Mom would “never encourage, nor allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.” Lindsay doesn’t judge those that do - but her family finds it unnecessary, especially at an age when your not fully developed. She reminds us that teenage years are hard enough with all the inherent insecurities, then add being in the public eye on top of it? Harsh.

She ends it, though, with missing Samantha because she’s out of town. Awwwww!

Again. Heh.

Lindsay posted on her MySpace page about how excited she is to be headed back to New York in a couple of days. She’s currently in LA after a quick visit to Chicago, Miami and Brussels, and is looking forward to filming in New York City again.

She loves the show, and adds that the cast is “really great and fun to work with.”

Lnidsay’s first stint on Ugly Betty was in the Finale last season, where she played a mean girl that Betty (America Ferrera) went to school with who has made a reappearance in her life. She also made waves when she refused to submit for an Emmy for her guest stint on the show.

She’s on tap for three more episodes in the upcoming season.

..that whats IN the back would be the talk about town after Lindsay’s shopping trip yesterday, write? You’d be wrong. Everyone is zooming in, closer and closer, in an attempt to see what kind of ring that is on her finger.

What ring?

THIS ring.

Is that the ring that Samantha Ronson supposedly gave her, worth $20k? If it’s some sort of commitment ring, or even an engagement ring, or EVEN a wedding ring, why is she not wearing it on her LEFT hand? No one’s answer that yet, or even ask the question. They’re just too gung ho on getting more details about the ring itself, and the reasoning behind it. With as much shopping as Lindsay does, perhaps it’s simply a pretty bauble she likes to wear to make us talk. That wouldn’t surprise me in the least.

…let’s go shopping! In a (now) rare outing without Samantha at her side, Linsday went shopping in Hollywood - it takes a lot of trips to maintain that wardrobe of sunglasses. Though quite possibly, she should have checked out a new t-shirt too. Just sayin’!

She and her assistant were mobbed by the paparazzi, and it was so bad that her friend had to demand they get off her car. I’m all for ya’ll getting your pictures, but give a girl some room to breathe!

Some are reporting that Lindsay was the one shouting about the car, but I saw the film and beg to differ, it was the friend. Lindsay did, however, get in a very sharp “MOVE!” and we certainly can’t hold that against her by any means!

Wonder where Samantha is?

While everyone is stalking Lindsay and Sam, trying to discover if they’re a - really together, b - sporting engagement/wedding rings/matching tattoos, c - converting (Lindsay) to Judaism to join Sam in her religious believes - everyone missed the softer side of Lindsay that was shown this weekend.

During a radio telethon hosted by 104.3 MyFm to raise funds for the LA Children’s Hopsital last Thursday, Lindsay called in to say hello to Edna, a young cancer patient. Lindsay met Edna during a ‘celebrity visit’ to the hospital recently, and told the teenager that she “wanted to call and send my love.” She then joked with the speechless teenager by asking if she was “nervous to be on the radio, because I am.”

She asked how Edna was feeling, and when she discovered her condition has imporved, not only did she say she was glad, but she also offered to take her on a shopping spree to prepare for the hospital’s upcoming Prom.

Never one to do anything halfway, Lindsay vowed she’d spend the day telling her friends and family to call in for donation, and told the listeners that it was important to give whatever they could, as every little bit helps. “These children need it, and it can save lives.”

When asked about the hospital, Lindsay said it was amazing yet overwhelming to see kids in so much pain, though she enjoyed playing games with them and making them happy for a while.

I do wish more of THESE kinds of stories were reported about Lohan, along with her antics of the Ronson variety.

They barely returned last week, and Lindsay and Sam were once again seen at LAX. LoRo was all smiles as they headed off to continue their jet-setting ways over the weekend. Of course, they’re still not always happy about people digging into their relationship. Samantha, her twin sister Charlotte, and their brother Mark were recently featured in the Harper’s Bazaar where Sam was asked about her relationship with Lindsay. She was polite about it, but firm when she refused to talk about Lindsay:

“I’m not going to talk about Lindsay because she’s my friend, you know? She’s great. She’s also 22 years old. I think people forget that. With the Internet the way it is, one second we’re enemies, one second we’re best friends, one second we’re lovers, and then we’re broken up.”

Lindsay’s comments when HB contacted her via email, were the typical coy words we’ve come to expect:

“I love the Ronsons. They’re close to me and I respect all the work they do. Samantha and my relationship is a private matter.”

No shocks there!

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Proving yet again that she’s still got star power and can earn a paycheck just like the rest of them, Lindsay’s signed on with Visa to host their second annual Swap-a. In this shop that pops up in London for only one day (July 19), customers can bring in old clothes and swap them for Visa points which are then put on your Visa card. These points then can be used to buy other second-hand items from the same store.

Last year, Mischa Barton hosted the event, and this year Lindsay will lend herself not only the day of, but also in promotional images.

I’ve been MIA for a few days, and while I was on sabbatical (as I like to call it) Lindsay was accused of drunkenly fighting and then passing out in Sam Ronson’s car. So the paps immediately jumped on it, and when she was spotted out with her assistant and sans Ronson on Wednesday, everyone was saying how good it was that she wasn’t hanging out with Sam.

Too bad for them the pair were spotted in Las Vegas just a few days later, and that Lindsay didn’t drink while there! Blows all sorts of holes in their theories that Ronson’s bad for her.

Anyhow. Celebrity Gossip has some pictures of Lindsay from that Wednesday lunch out with her assistant.

Wednesday night Lindsay attended a private dinner party held by Charlotte Ronson, Samantha’s sister. Here’s a few pics, thanks to Wire Image.

Just when you think TMZ will have everyone convinced Lindsay’s back off the wagon, drinking all night long in bars and getting into fights with Olsen twins over her supposed girlfriend Sam Ronson, she does something like this to turn the tables on us.

Friday Lindsay and Sam Ronson were in Las Vegas, the pair headed straight to the Strip House restaurant, where Lindsay immediately ordered a drink. Her drink of choice, however, was a Shirley Temple. Sounds about right for your steak and fries in my book, especially if you’re trying to stay sober and keep your life on track.

People reports that the pair later took in Kanye West’s show, but then Lindsay retreated to their two-bedroom suite (how do they know that?) at Planet Hollywood while Ronson spent a few hours deejaying at their Hawaiian Tropic Zone. This is the second time this month she’s deejayed at a party for this club. Last time it was New York, and Lindsay was drinking Grey Goose and Red Bulls all night.

I’m betting the pair won’t be in Vegas for long!